T. Hanks

july 9th is tom hanks birthday. dont forget.

tom hanks is so awesome. he has been to space, fought the nazis, saved matt damon, coached womens baseball, fought a volcano, solved the davinchi code, fought crime with a dog, made friends with a volleyball, won the heart of meg ryan many times over, walked the road to perdition with a fat ass machine gun, lived in red bluff, fucked a mermaid, made three guest apperances on family ties, had a snake in his boots, managed a few one hit wonders in the playtone galaxy, drank dr peppers at the white house, ruined a black panther party, collects typewriters, died of aids, solved a sur'burb'an mystery, used magic to become BIG, recieved the navys highest civilian honor : the "distinguished public service award", was chosen by entertainment weekly as the ONLY actor worth $20 million bucks a movie, went to highschool in OAKLAND, had a movie made based on his oscar speech, has an asteroid named after him : "12818 tomhanks", According to Patrick Stewart he is a huge Trekkie and the first time the two met, Star Trek was the only thing he wanted to talk about. Hanks was actually the original choice to play Zefram Cochrane in Star Trek: First Contact and desperately wanted to play the role, but had to back out because of That Thing You Do!, IS A FOURTH COUSIN OF ABE LINCOLN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, AND HE HAS BEEN GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE FUCKING BOSS BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SINCE HE WAS A FUCKING KID,

give thanks for hanks!