Monday, May 19, 2008

let me sleep

why are human beings inclined to watch tv? more importantly, why am i inherently obliged to watch bad tv?

two hours of stargate. the first hour being some underwater, queen of atlantis bullshit and the latter being the classic. vanilla. same imbecility, only this time they're above sea level. in the past, i had always assumed these shows would suck. however, upon closer inspection, it occurred to me that they're fucking terrible. but who am i to knock the gates? the last [arguably] creative parcel to listlessly pass through the predominately and innately vacant chamber that houses my increasingly useless brain, hinted at the notion of an artsy (black and white) porn. to be shot with a 16mm, spring-wound camera and titled there will be boners. fortunately, the so-called idea has failed to gestate beyond the conceptual phase. speaking of boners, i watched pta's latest last night and was thoroughly intrigued / enthralled / inspired / entertained / psyched. i don't know anything about film, but there will be blood was fuckin' dope. and powerful. and old news.

the sci-fi channel has no business airing anything but the x-files, exclusively.


i think she is pretty. don't we all.

6 comments:

. said...

what up dictionary

michael said...

any existing knowledge of the english language should be promptly credited to two years at butte county's deservedly prestigious community college.

i'll make a nice little reference to dictionary.com every time i use it to forgo any incongruity(1).

notice there are no references in my post, freakin' jerk.

1 : www.dictionary.com

. said...

then you talk like a nerd

. said...

but keep doin it baby

michael said...

god forbid the heathen has a fucking vocab.

. said...

exactly. speak navajo or some shit